A few minutes ago I had no idea there was a footballer player called Bastian. I also didn’t know he played for Manchester United (or ‘Man U’ as I think the cool kids say). I also didn’t know that there were some dolls on sale that supposedly look a bit like him dressed in a Nazi uniform. (In my defence, football isn’t usually on my radar.) The thing I don’t quite get (and I could be missing something here) is, aside from the manufacturers risking defamation making it, why would anyone want to buy a doll dressed as a Nazi anyway?