Gareth Thomas doesn’t win Celebrity Big Brother

Yes Gareth, the rest of us are a little surprised. We kind of assumed you’d walk Channel 5′s Celebrity Big Brother. Handsome, safe, strong and spectacularly inoffensive. A gay man’s dream. A LGBT lobbyist’s dream too.

You missed your Mum while you were in the ‘house’ for three weeks. That’s lovely. We like that.

Now, take a moment to find yourself a special someone. Then take some time to decide on what to do next. Make it good. Make it sound. Don’t be misled. Think carefully. Don’t let yourself be exploited.

Well done sir. You done well for us.

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