David Beckham’s Pants

Breaking news. I’m going to be a bit of a bitch.

David Beckham has a new range of affordable pants on sale. At 9.99 we all now have a chance to sport a look a bit like him. That’s the idea when attractive men model underwear isn’t it? That was the point with the Dolce and Gabbana advert, after all (although in truth it took me a long time to finally work it out).

I’m not entirely convinced the results of Beckham’s photo shoot, one of which appeared in this morning’s Metro newspaper (bite me). The picture I saw didn’t do Beckham or his pants justice especially.

Beckham has a look of the tired father about him (in the shot above) and his pants seem more functional than enticing. Handsome though he is, I’m not convinced he remains ripped, certainly nothing like he was in his Armani underwear thingymagig. Maybe he’s best in black rather than the grey above.

And really David. Those tattoos. They just make you look a bit grubby, darlin’.